Description

Drive your tractor to the ending as you try not to be crashed.

Instructions

Arrow keys to control your tractor. UP: accelerate, Down: Brake/Reverse, Left: Rotate Left, Right: Rotate Right.

Description

Beach Volleyball : Blondes vs Brunettes. 2 players in each team. You control both your players.

Instructions

Control both your Blonde players with mouse:
– Horizontal movement – controls Left player;
– Vertical movement controls Right player.

Description

By controlling the spacecraft you’re traveling through the universe. Your main task is to trade goods. The game has more than 200 solar systems with more than 50 different planets.

Instructions

Economic emulator. It gives you a fast and roomy on the spacecraft for flight. Can buy and sell goods, or stocks. Save for a hyper jump. Or flying through the solar system.

Description

Battle Turtle :

The high action, horizontal shooter! Play your way through armies of enemies by collecting power ups and pure strategy! See how few hits you can get! Beat the game to post on mochi scoreboard!

Instructions

A : Power ups
D : HOLD “D” to shoot. (tapping D is useless)

Arrows : Movement

The higher your “Hit” meter reads the worse your score is.

Description

A short reaction based game.

Instructions

Use either the up, down and right arrow keys or E, D and C to avoid the oncoming walls.

Description

An exciting 2D RTS-lite game set in space featuring cute, pixelated graphics and retro sounds.

Become the ultimate space pirate as you attempt to take over the galaxy!

THE PIXEL PIRATE FEATURES:
Amazing retro look and feel.
Over 20 exciting levels!
An online score board.
Randomly generated levels.
Special upgrades – unlock ships and new abilities as the game progresses!

Instructions

MOUSE CONTROLS:
Left click to select a unit.
Left click and drag to select multiple units.
With units selected, click them to chase them.

KEYBOARD CONTROLS:
Space – center view on your Station
Shift + Click – add unit to selection
Shift + [1, 2, 3, 4] – assign group to number
1, 2, 3, 4 – select group. Press twice to center view on the group.
A, S, D, W – move camera
Alt – select every unit
Control – unselect every unit

Description

Welcome to the old games shop. We have 20 old-school games in our store. I think, that some young players don’t remember
some of this games. Choose one of the games in the store and have a fun! For more fun, try to collect all awards!

List of mini-games:
1) Battleships – use gun for knock all opponett ships. Ships placed on the battlefield center are used for obstacle. Don’t allow opponent knock out all your ships.
2) Darts – pick the dart from the table. Drop the dart to the target! Drop power increased while mouse button is pressed.
3) Driver – you must drive on the circle race. Speed is increasing on each completed lap. Game is over during a heavy blow.
4) Shipman – same as driver
5,6,7,8) Wide screen games simulator (Eggs, Chef, Octopus, Space bridge)
9) Bugs races – select one from 3 bugs and wite while one of them complete race
10) Bugs attack – use sponche for pizza slice defence
11) Maze – so fast as you can move ball to the maze center
12) Maze with holes – move ball to one of maze holes. You get as many points as written bellow it.
13,14) Video games Galactico and Ping-Pong
16) Chapay game on the checkers board. Push red pawns to knock all white pawns over the board.
17,18,19,20) Mini-pinball games boards – drag the spring for shot making.

Instructions

Choose one from all proposed games in the store and play it. For control use only mouse!

Description

Jose McGinge is the first and only biological black ginger, but the Ginger Beard Committee has never officially recognized this. Unfortunately for the Ginger Beard Committee, Emperor Tamarin, emperor of planet Moustachio, has invaded the Ginger Beard headquarters and kidnapped the President of the Ginger Beard Committee. It is now up to Jose McGinge to prove his worth to the Ginger Beard Committee by defeating Emperor Tamarin and his moustached minions and rescuing the President!

Instructions

Use the left and right arrow keys to control Jose and the down arrow to duck. Use the x key to jump and the z key to shoot.

Description

You are the winner of the race of impregnation with your superior sperm cell! Now, the nerd sperm is incoming! Try to keep it away from your beautiful conquered egg cell by killing them! Once the egg cell is destroyed, you have lost the game! Play more humorous games with highscore on Highscore Spiele!

Instructions

Try to defend your egg cell by hitting the nerd sperms with your super sperm before they reach the cell!

Description

Play this latest motorbike game to get a huge adrenaline rush. Help the girl pass the many obstacles that the track has to offer and make sure not to flip the bike arround. Collect the make-up kits along the way to increase your final score.

Instructions

Use arrow keys to control your bike.