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Mother Of All Crap

Posted by games.ashen.com Sep-20-2011

Mother Of All Crap

Description

Finally, you meet with the global source of all crap, a creature called the Mother of all crap.

WARNING: This game may contain certain amount of lame irony and vague criticism.

Instructions

Kill the crap.

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Spoof Grid

Posted by games.ashen.com Jun-18-2011

Spoof Grid

Description

After the Tron remake now play Tron the spoof game! Clu and his evil team stole Flynn’s disc. Don’t let Flynn and the others get it back. Throw the disc to your teammates and try to beat all levels.

Instructions

Mouse to aim and throw, Spacebar to cancel aim

Asians in the Library

Posted by games.ashen.com Apr-24-2011

Asians in the Library

Description

IMPORTANT: If you are not familiar with the “Asians in the Library” video, please watch it first, or else the joke behind this game will escape you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7XAJo3rQn8)

It’s Finals Week, and Alexandra is typing away furiously, about to have multiple epiphanies, when hoards of Asian students (and their moms, and their brothers, and their sisters, and thier gradmas, and their grandpas, and thier cousins, and everybody that they know that they brought from Asia with them) invade the library, while talking on their cellphone.

Instructions

big LITTLE plagiary 3: Made in China

Posted by games.ashen.com Apr-14-2011

big LITTLE plagiary 3: Made in China

Description

“Good artists copy, great artists steal.” – P.Picasso.
It is a extraordinary platform arcade game in new genre of computer and video games – “Game Parody”.

Instructions

INSTRUCTION
Use the Arrow Keys to move Left, Right and Jump.
Collect the Stars to open new skins.

CONTROLS
Left Arrow Key: Move to Left
Right Arrow Key: Move to Right
Up Arrow Key: Jump

Choose Your Game

Posted by games.ashen.com Apr-14-2011

Choose Your Game

Description

Tired of fantasy? Then turn the space setting ON! You don’t like adventures? Then let’s play a shooter! Answer the questions and define this game and play it as YOU like. Everything in Choose Your Game is based on the choice of the player. Enjoy this parody of modern games cliches and destroy the furious boss in battle, if you can!

Instructions

Mouse or cursor keys to move your hero. Answer the questions and define genre, setting any other things in the game!

Obama swats fly!!

Posted by games.ashen.com Dec-15-2010

Obama swats fly!!

Description

Control president Obama to swats all the flies

Instructions

Use left mouse button to smash flies

Blago Run

Posted by games.ashen.com Dec-15-2010

Blago Run

Description

Help guide candidates 1 – 5 through FBI and police patrols and an angry mob of protesters, all the while looking for campaign donations or the coveted Ambassador Job Application to reach the ultimate goal of securing the Senate seat from Blago. Can you beat out the other candidates or will Roland Burris be the next US Senator?

Instructions

Collect $1,000,000 in “campaign donations” or find the Diplomat Job Application in exchange for the Senate seat.
*NOTE* You can only buy a seat Roland Burris is sitting on.

Use your mouse to select the game menus.

Use the Up, Down, Left, Right Arrow Keys